Little Spice for your brain

Early to bed early to rise makes people suspicious.

If practice makes man perfect, nobody is perfect, why practice?

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with," Quit while you are ahead"?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

Junk is something you have kept for years and throw away three weeks before you need it.

Diplomacy is an art of saying "Nice Doggie!" till you can find a rock.

If man evolved from monkey and apes, why do we still have monkey and apes?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

If olive oil comes from olive, where does baby oil come from?

How do you get off of a non stop flight?

Why the third hand on a watch is called the second hand?

If it's zero degree outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Is boneless chicken considered to be invertebrate?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of bottle?

If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro", what is the opposite of progress?

Why be difficult when with bit of effort you can be impossible?

Swearing was invented when as a compromise between running away and fighting.

Why don't you learn from my mistakes? It takes half a life to learn from yours.